Last Night being National Night out, I declare tonight national shooting varmints in your neighborhood night. There are 4 rabbits in my back yard right now and the gardeners of the neighborhood want them gone. I will be stalking them this evening and trying to put a lucky foot on my key chain by 9pm. All are welcome to stop by. Bring weapons, beer, and a wild game recipe. We can fool the varmints into thinking we are working on projects and such, and then kill them.
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Any caliber restrictions, or bagging limits?
What would PETA say if they knew that the poor bunny suffered from HVLP? I think death by dismemberment in the jaws of Nani would be more humorous and humane.
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